The Great Big Book of Algebra

Friday, December 5, 2008
CHAPTER 1


Free Verse Subtracting Integers

Subtracting integers is a breeze
But now this, its kind of a tease
Add do not subtract
Subtracting is whack
But a myth, I'm quietly pleased

Free Verse Thee Rule of Multiplication

When you are starting an equation
Of course there will be a little multiplication
First thing is find which integer it is
Separate things if the equation disses
Combine the matching group
Make sure you don't poop
When the brackets do what they are doing
Don't be confused just do what you do, simply solving
Just multiply them. You sophisticated mammal
The rest is easy don't get that hasty you crazy animal

Haiku Quotative Division

The Key word is "in"
But how many things are in "in"
Just to the dang math

Tanka Partitive Division

Partitive is good
Just like quotative, but more
"Sophisticated"!
The key is the "equal groups"
Beware, can be an error

Picture Adding


Add
Plus

Increase
Greater than the original
Increased by how many things
Answer Can be a negative too
Level up
larger
more


da carlo script of video of life chapter two

BLUE Gilligan BLACK Micky
Who who, what is up everybody, who who
The fudge was that suppose to mean no one is here, douche bag.
who who, iunno, who who.
well that was freaken buttish

who who, well at least my character doesn't sound like a girl, who who.
ah, touche.

who who, so my name is Micky, who who.
And my name is..................
who who shut it no one in the universe can say your name even Albert Einstein !! So we call you Gilligan, who who.
son of a........
who who, Don't swear or i' ll bleep it out, who who.
that's it.
beep beep beep beep beep beep beep.
I hate you Micky heh heh.
who who, heh heh he you just got powned, who who.
shut it.
who who, you know that guy is staring at your legs, who who.
Yeah that guy didn't move for 7 hours.
who who, so what do you want you called me, who who.
Yeah I came to tell you that you suck, and theres a bomb.
who who, tell me where is the bomb,who who.
up your buttocks ,heh heh heh.
who who, no seriously, who who.
under that half naked guys chair
who, who, gotcha.
Now how do we detach it,
who who.iunno.who, who
I hate you Gilligan.
But hold a fudging seconds theres a freaken letter, who who
what does it says?
who who, it says.. Answer these baloney and the bomb will be defused.. Oh yeah there will be candy if you get the bomb, who who.
what!!!!
who who, i know we have do defuse it, who who.
screw that dirt, I mean the candy.
who who, your an idiot, who who.....
Okay the first question says N plus three minus five N plus twelve, who who.

ooh ooh i know what is it.. its 1,000,000 plus 4,000 N.
who who how the heck did you get that stupid answer, who who.
iunno wanna do something random.
who who, well that was stupid again.
Here let me solve it.. And quick I might catch stupid. Well put the same family of signs put together or what you call terms, so N and 5N with 4n and minus sign between it is now equal to 4N y'all and the other is 15 so the answer is 4N plus 15 am I right bomb,who who.
holy beep. its right. i think.
who who the next question says 2+ 4(3n +8), who who.
this time i'll be serious is the answer infinity.
who, who what are you, on a veal, who who now I have to explain it before the stupid catches on!!! So i'll start of with the brackets the number for is what you call touching the bracket impropriety so its multiplying so four has to do it with 3n and 8 so they equal 12n and 32then you add those to make 34 and then it equals 12n + 34... well isn't that right bomb..., who who well the bomb says close enough, then it says you don't get candy.. what.... no ...no ..no candy noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Well Gilligan tough cheese for you.. wait.. wait. im no suppose to say that. the stupid caught me. noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.




CHAPTER 3

































































CHAPTER 4


3 comments:

  1. linda 8-17 said...

    HELLO CARLO! I really liked your poems! They usually rhymed a lot, which was a plus (yy). The only errors I saw were just minor punctuation, and the tag isnt TGBBOA. It's greatbigbook so you'll definitely want to change that one for sure. MY favourite poem out of the entire set would probably be your first one. I thought you kind of told a story, which was interesting! I think that your use of colour was very vibrant, and eye-cating. Good job, Carlo! Keep it up! :)
    - Ducky

    December 5, 2008 at 11:10 PM  

  2. Joysie 817 said...

    Great Job, Carlo! Your poems made me laugh. they were humorous and also got to the point. The Poem I liked the most was your picture poem. It looked like it took awhile to do.

    But I found some minor spelling/ grammar errors. And also I believe that you got the tag wrong. You put TGBBOA. The tag was supposed to be the greatbigbook.

    Other than that I think you did a great job! ☺

    December 6, 2008 at 6:17 PM  

  3. Karen 8-17 said...

    CARLO! I really like your poems. You did a great job! I like your use of color. I didn't find any errors maybe that's just me. You forgot to put Chapter 1: Integer poetry and one of your tags is wrong you put TGBBOA which is supposed to be greatbigbook. Your poems were humorous and they made sense. I think the best one is your first one it rhymes and it's really, really good. GREAT JOB!
    -Kayue;]

    December 6, 2008 at 8:02 PM  

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